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Roth's Pumpkin by tbolt Roth's Pumpkin by tbolt
Ok, here's my work for :iconspacewolfomega: 's pumpkin carving contest!

Can you uncover the true horror of Roth's pumpkin? :D

Roth: There, finished!
Frisky: What, that's it?! How lame! For all the security you set up, you'd a thought that you were making a bomb
in here or sumthin'
Roth: I enjoy a modicum of privacy when I work...
Frisky: But this is so weak! Don't they allow you SF'ers any creativity? This took you what, five minutes?
Roth: The time was in the detail work.
Frisky: Details?! What details? Ooh look at all the little squiggly little lines! You know, I did crap like this when I was, like four, or sumthin'
Roth: Well, then, if you are so creative why don't you do one?
Frisky: Sure thing, stinky, I'll show you what a true artist can do!
Roth: Oh, dear, what have I done!

*hours pass*

Frisky: There, there's art!
Roth: *gapes* That's, ... ... that's, ... ... I'm at a loss for words....
Frsky: Didn't think I was capable of it did'ja?
Roth: No, ... I ... *turns pumpkin sideways* Is that even physically possible?!
Frisky: Of course! I'm a firm believer in truth in advertising, here, watch...
Roth: No, really, please, don't ...
Frisky: Hee, hee! *bend, fold, pop, snackle, rip*
Roth: O_o;; ... ... (I really did not want to see, or hear that)
Frisky: Ow ...
Roth: Uhh, was that fabric I heard tearing?
Frisky: Nah, just velcro I have there just in case
Roth: (covers eyes) I take it that you haven't done this since your teen years.
Frisky: SHUT UP! and help me up!
Roth: I can't even look at you, let alone touch you!
Frisky: Oh, come on, uber prude! I need help! Just shut your eyes and I'll tell you where to put your hands...
Roth: Riiiiight. I'll just get a spatula and a blanket.
Frisky: Sounds kinky!
Roth: ...
Frisky: No wait, don't leave me! Honest, I can't feel my legs, I feel faint, I ... *passes out*
Roth: Miss Friskela? ... Miss Friskella? *leans down over her face.
Frisky: (Mouth-to-mouth, you twit)
Roth: *leaves*
Frisky: No, wait! Hrmph! Stifftail loser prude! Doesn't know how to have any fun!
...
Fine, who needs him!
... ...
Heh, I'll just pop back into shape...
...
*grunt, twitch, oof*
...
Uhh, into shape?
... ...
*snacklle, ping*
... ... ...
help?
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:iconffex:
Hay Tbolt... I know this comments like, uh over a year late, but I just subscribed to DA a few weeks ago. I didn't know it permitted you to gaze w-a-y back into someone's gallery, so this is something I hadn't seen before.

I should hang this on my bathroom mirror or on my coffeemaker or somewhere I'd see it first thing every day, and highlight the little sayings.
You see, I'm a bachelor, and live alone so you can imagine what my place can get like. (It'd probably frighten Friskella on some days) Speaking of Frisky (& Sgt Roth) your little story-sketch on this and some of the rest of your galleries are great reading! Sometimes the fact that its author is not totally anonymous but rather a freind, makes it even better!

Zip
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:icontbolt:
tbolt Feb 5, 2009  Hobbyist Artist
Heh, no problem, I think most people here like it when someone comments on an older piece. This isn't necessarily a forum where thread necromancy may be a bad thing! =^^=

As long as the person is still active, well there's a reason they haven't taken it down from the gallery...

Yeah, I had a lot of fun with Roth and Friskella. I still have ideas, but nowhere to go with them since they story they came from died.
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:iconmaddog3060:
Literally laughing at the little scene you typed there. ;)

Neat, but I don't get all the details; what purpose do they serve?
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:icontbolt:
tbolt Oct 29, 2007  Hobbyist Artist
Oh, the details? Look closely at the markings... You may have to download the image to understand the full impact of Roth's work! =^^=
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:iconmaddog3060:
*Looks at them more closely.*

LOL! "Leave Roth alone" "Change the Toilet Paper" "Go to bed early." Silly skunk. ;p
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:icontbolt:
tbolt Oct 30, 2007  Hobbyist Artist
Roth: Well, it was worth the try... (You don't know what the scene deteriorated into on IM with SWO ^^; )
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:iconmaddog3060:
Oh, Really? ;p Might be an interesting story sometime.
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:icontbolt:
tbolt Oct 29, 2007  Hobbyist Artist
Thank you very much, was fun to write! =^^=
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:icondragon-furry:
The truth is on the pumpkin.... :XD:

Cool one dude ;)
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:icontbolt:
tbolt Oct 12, 2007  Hobbyist Artist
Thank you very much, for the fav too! =^^=
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