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Roth's Pumpkin by tbolt Roth's Pumpkin by tbolt
Ok, here's my work for :iconspacewolfomega: 's pumpkin carving contest!

Can you uncover the true horror of Roth's pumpkin? :D

Roth: There, finished!
Frisky: What, that's it?! How lame! For all the security you set up, you'd a thought that you were making a bomb
in here or sumthin'
Roth: I enjoy a modicum of privacy when I work...
Frisky: But this is so weak! Don't they allow you SF'ers any creativity? This took you what, five minutes?
Roth: The time was in the detail work.
Frisky: Details?! What details? Ooh look at all the little squiggly little lines! You know, I did crap like this when I was, like four, or sumthin'
Roth: Well, then, if you are so creative why don't you do one?
Frisky: Sure thing, stinky, I'll show you what a true artist can do!
Roth: Oh, dear, what have I done!

*hours pass*

Frisky: There, there's art!
Roth: *gapes* That's, ... ... that's, ... ... I'm at a loss for words....
Frsky: Didn't think I was capable of it did'ja?
Roth: No, ... I ... *turns pumpkin sideways* Is that even physically possible?!
Frisky: Of course! I'm a firm believer in truth in advertising, here, watch...
Roth: No, really, please, don't ...
Frisky: Hee, hee! *bend, fold, pop, snackle, rip*
Roth: O_o;; ... ... (I really did not want to see, or hear that)
Frisky: Ow ...
Roth: Uhh, was that fabric I heard tearing?
Frisky: Nah, just velcro I have there just in case
Roth: (covers eyes) I take it that you haven't done this since your teen years.
Frisky: SHUT UP! and help me up!
Roth: I can't even look at you, let alone touch you!
Frisky: Oh, come on, uber prude! I need help! Just shut your eyes and I'll tell you where to put your hands...
Roth: Riiiiight. I'll just get a spatula and a blanket.
Frisky: Sounds kinky!
Roth: ...
Frisky: No wait, don't leave me! Honest, I can't feel my legs, I feel faint, I ... *passes out*
Roth: Miss Friskela? ... Miss Friskella? *leans down over her face.
Frisky: (Mouth-to-mouth, you twit)
Roth: *leaves*
Frisky: No, wait! Hrmph! Stifftail loser prude! Doesn't know how to have any fun!
...
Fine, who needs him!
... ...
Heh, I'll just pop back into shape...
...
*grunt, twitch, oof*
...
Uhh, into shape?
... ...
*snacklle, ping*
... ... ...
help?
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:iconffex:
Ffex Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2009
Hay Tbolt... I know this comments like, uh over a year late, but I just subscribed to DA a few weeks ago. I didn't know it permitted you to gaze w-a-y back into someone's gallery, so this is something I hadn't seen before.

I should hang this on my bathroom mirror or on my coffeemaker or somewhere I'd see it first thing every day, and highlight the little sayings.
You see, I'm a bachelor, and live alone so you can imagine what my place can get like. (It'd probably frighten Friskella on some days) Speaking of Frisky (& Sgt Roth) your little story-sketch on this and some of the rest of your galleries are great reading! Sometimes the fact that its author is not totally anonymous but rather a freind, makes it even better!

Zip
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:icontbolt:
tbolt Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2009  Hobbyist Artist
Heh, no problem, I think most people here like it when someone comments on an older piece. This isn't necessarily a forum where thread necromancy may be a bad thing! =^^=

As long as the person is still active, well there's a reason they haven't taken it down from the gallery...

Yeah, I had a lot of fun with Roth and Friskella. I still have ideas, but nowhere to go with them since they story they came from died.
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:iconmaddog3060:
Maddog3060 Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2007
Literally laughing at the little scene you typed there. ;)

Neat, but I don't get all the details; what purpose do they serve?
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:icontbolt:
tbolt Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2007  Hobbyist Artist
Oh, the details? Look closely at the markings... You may have to download the image to understand the full impact of Roth's work! =^^=
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:iconmaddog3060:
Maddog3060 Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2007
*Looks at them more closely.*

LOL! "Leave Roth alone" "Change the Toilet Paper" "Go to bed early." Silly skunk. ;p
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:icontbolt:
tbolt Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2007  Hobbyist Artist
Roth: Well, it was worth the try... (You don't know what the scene deteriorated into on IM with SWO ^^; )
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:iconmaddog3060:
Maddog3060 Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2007
Oh, Really? ;p Might be an interesting story sometime.
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:icontbolt:
tbolt Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2007  Hobbyist Artist
Thank you very much, was fun to write! =^^=
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Dragon-Furry Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2007
The truth is on the pumpkin.... :XD:

Cool one dude ;)
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:icontbolt:
tbolt Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2007  Hobbyist Artist
Thank you very much, for the fav too! =^^=
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:icondragon-furry:
Dragon-Furry Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2007
welcome
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:iconspacewolfomega:
spacewolfomega Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2007
You must beware... those subliminal messages could always backfire... ;P
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:icontbolt:
tbolt Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2007  Hobbyist Artist
Roth: What are you talking about? Wha wait, NOOOOO!
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:iconsebastis:
Sebastis Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2007  Hobbyist General Artist
Classic design with intricate detail very nice!
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:icontbolt:
tbolt Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2007  Hobbyist Artist
Thank you very much, and for the fav too! =^^=
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:iconsebastis:
Sebastis Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2007  Hobbyist General Artist
You're welcome.
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Poila-Invictiwerks Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2007
Cannot be bothered to rad the damn long dialogue, the picture is more important, isn't it?

Anyways, those carvings in the pumpkin's kinda jagged and all so angular in shape. It would be better if you can give some rounded, abstract shapes. ;) Then, it won't be so stiff. Though it does look close enough to how a real pumpkin would be carved out for that festival called Halloween.
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:icontbolt:
tbolt Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2007  Hobbyist Artist
Nah, you won't be quizzed on the flavor text =P

Yes that was part of the idea to go with the more traditional design.
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:iconsnowfyre:
Snowfyre Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2007  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh noez. Evil inscriptions. :XD:

Very cool work. It's really detailed.
Love the carvings.
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:icontbolt:
tbolt Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2007  Hobbyist Artist
Thank you very much! =^^=

Roth: Inscriptions? Where?! Just enjoy the pumpkin, and here, have a piece of broccoli, it is good for you! ^^;
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tails-sama Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2007  Hobbyist Digital Artist
hehe, I enjoy the subliminal messages. =D

Leave Roth alone, brush your teeth, change the toilet paper. ^^
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:icontbolt:
tbolt Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2007  Hobbyist Artist
Thanks!

The last one is my favorite, if you've ever found yourself in that situation! ^^:

Roth: How some individuals manage is beyond me! *shudder* There are certain things one should never contemplate...
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:icontails-sama:
tails-sama Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2007  Hobbyist Digital Artist
We put an end to that problem by storing all the toilet paper rolls right in the bathroom, so one can always change the roll themselves, if the previous person was too lazy.

Wow, we're so shameless, discussing toilet paper in front of everyone. =D
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:icontbolt:
tbolt Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2007  Hobbyist Artist
Hee, hee, well, it is an inevitable product of life! ^^;

In PLDC (Sergeant school) we had to fold the loose end of the roll into a little triangular pull tab!

(Your useless fact for the day! :D
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RushEloc Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2007
Gah, scary frightful fun times!

Also, I can't quite read the text in his mouth.
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:icontbolt:
tbolt Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2007  Hobbyist Artist
Thanks! =^^=

Hee, hee: "Read a book!"

(Well it is my handwriting after all! ^^; )
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