Have you ever had one of those days?
You think you're going good, then you hit a problem. No sweat, you have the solution. Should be simple, but for whatever reason, you just end up making things worse!
"Dad, how did you meet mom?"
"Well, son, I met her the day she learned two important lessons:"
"First, that we should always remember to wear our back shields, no matter how much of a hurry we are in."
"And second, that porcupine quills are hollow!"
Story (long): (coming!