Eggs and Ham

I'll eat normal eggs and ham!
Yes, I'll eat them, 'Bolt I am!

I will eat them, they look good,
They're a tasty breakfast food!

I'll eat normal eggs and ham!
Yes, I'll eat them, 'Bolt I am!

I will eat them in the morn
When I'm lonely and forlorn...

I'll eat normal eggs and ham!
Yes, I'll eat them, 'Bolt I am!

I will have my berry juice,
good taste and healthy, no excuse!

I'll eat normal eggs and ham!
Yes, I'll eat them, 'Bolt I am!

I'll eat them with my DSi
Poke fights make the fur fly!

I'll eat normal eggs and ham!
Yes, I'll eat them, 'Bolt I am!

I won't eat them in my car...
I would wreck and not get far!

I'll eat normal eggs and ham!
Yes, I'll eat them, 'Bolt I am!

I can't eat them where I work,
government rules are such a jerk!

I'll eat normal eggs and ham!
Yes, I'll eat them, 'Bolt I am!

I'll eat them with my healthy bread,
or else they say it makes me dead!

I'll eat normal eggs and ham!
Yes, I'll eat them, 'Bolt I am!

I'll eat them with a bit of fruit,
digests quick so I don't toot!

I'll eat normal eggs and ham!
Yes, I'll eat them, 'Bolt I am!

I'll eat them now to start my day,
before I work to earn my pay!

I'll eat normal eggs and ham!
Yes, I'll eat them, 'Bolt I am!

I will eat them, while I can
Before the salty, greasy ban!

I'll eat normal eggs and ham!
Yes, I'll eat them, 'Bolt I am!

I will eat them with my wit
(I may be stretching things a bit)

I'll eat normal eggs and ham!
Yes, I'll eat them, 'Bolt I am!

I will eat them 'till I'm through
with this whole life hullaballoo

For when at last my eyes do close
and I go to my final repose.

It makes no difference what you eat
salty, greasy, tasty treat!

But who you are and what you did
nothing at all will remain hid.

Then to face one pure and just
in Him alone can I put trust.

I'll eat normal eggs and ham,
Yes, I'll eat them, 'Bolt I am...